Michèle Bernier is from the ‘city of delights,’ Paris. She is both an actress and a writer, but we prefer her more visual art. She’s best known for some French movies we have never heard of, such as Roman de gare (2007), The Tulse Luper Suitcases, Part 1: the Moab Story (2003) and French Twist (1995). Speaking of twist, she twists our pants into a knot of pleasure that only we can untangle with lube and a good stroke of our hairy palms in the comedy Vive les femmes! (1984). We don’t speak French but understand what topless sunbathing means in any language. Her boobs are in need of lotion, and we’re about to give her our own special sauce.
